not sure if this is legal, really not sure if this is legal Options

[crenn]

<+Lady_Red> my vista will shortly be hasta la vista

[Daemo]

this is deathflamer talking about me in a myspace quiz

what would you do if 7 died? Probably be sad. Then like go steal his pc's/drugs
Last time you talked to them? In rl? like nearly 2 months. msn? yesterday?
1st impression of them? Oh jesus the rape begins
Old enough to drive? old enough to TEACH me to drive.
Have any pets? I dont think so.
Smart? He isn't like a HUGE academic, but he deffinitely is smart, and crafty too
IS #7 STILL IN SCHOOL? hes too cool for school
Where is #7 from? His mum?

[crenn]

<@ShivalWolf> hi all
<@ShivalWolf> im stuck in the lift at work
<@ShivalWolf> how are you all today
<+TerrorBite> ShivalWolf, you serious?
<@ShivalWolf> yep
<@ShivalWolf> lift techs are on the way
<@ShivalWolf> its ver boaring
* +TerrorBite is ashamed to admit he's laughing hard
<@ShivalWolf> i cant get reception on my phone
* +Silverfur chuckles
<@ShivalWolf> theres an access point really close by
<@ShivalWolf> im vpned into work from work
<@ShivalWolf> then remoting home
<+TerrorBite> ShivalWolf, how'd you get net? Oh, wifi
<@ShivalWolf> and i had to log into my email from home to email my boss that i was stuck
<@ShivalWolf> the phone button in this lift only rings a buzzer
<@ShivalWolf> and nothing happens
<@ShivalWolf> cus everyone walking passed ignores it
<@ShivalWolf> yay for ssh tunnels via telstra wirleess hotspots
<@ShivalWolf> TerrorBite: i dontm ind you laughing
<@ShivalWolf> im sick of everyone outside the lift asking if im ok
<@ShivalWolf> its only a lift
<@ShivalWolf> the fans still running
<@ShivalWolf> and theres still lights
<@ShivalWolf> and i can look at porn
<+TerrorBite> I can't help it, it's funny
<+TerrorBite> LOL
<+TerrorBite> You win the internet for that
<@ShivalWolf> grins
<+FoxyMalone> you are
<@ShivalWolf> TerrorBite: im tunnled via a public access point to the telstra vpn from the vpn to the proxy from the proxy to home and then back again via ssh
<@ShivalWolf> my ping time to goggle is over a second

[crenn]

<@Tur|Work> You know you're tired when you're making up a test spec, and instead of 'expect_fail', you write 'epic_fail'
<+Kementh_AFK> *shakes his head*
<+Stygian> expect_epic_fail

[crenn]

<@MistyStriker> Quoted from my FHm magazine - "In the universe of 'Futurama,' the Stop'n'Drop suicide booths are invented in 2008. FOr a mere 25c, customers get to choose a mode of disposal: "Quick and painless" or "Slow and horrible". Here's to an emo-free 2009!"

[crenn]

<+Aloefractal> Santa died for you sales.

<+juzbunny> I regard Christmas at Chaddy as a full contact sport
<+DarkenTiger> hehe to late me and Bingo are going to be there, hehe
<@MistyStriker> juzbunny: You'd just bounce off everyone like a pinball game =p
<+Ngarewyrd> misty, I've been there, Done that, Never Again
<+juzbunny> No way, hon, I slip between them very nicely at a good fast speed.

<+Nightfur> I tend to be like a ninja, i just sort of sneak through everyone, get what i want, and sneak out again, silent and unnoticed ^^
<ticklewolf> Nightfur: So, you mean you shoplift.
<+Nightfur> no, i still buy the stuff, i mean in terms of customers >.>

[crenn]

<+Packercat> Basically I work for a property manager, a contractor to a contractor to the government
<+Packercat> a random public servant will ring us and bitch the lights above their desk are flickering, or too bright, or the air con is reading 26 degrees and is far too hot, or something else whiney
<+Packercat> so we send out a contractor to deal with the "problem" and we get invoiced for the parts, labour, call out, etc, and we add our service fee
<+Packercat> so a light globe costs the taxpayer ~$200
<+Packercat> basically my job is to approve any invoice under $500 without reading it, and send any above $500 to someone else, who then will approve it without reading it
<+Packercat> yeah. I have nif why I bothered to get a degree

[crenn]

<@ShivalWolf> http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&a...mages&gbv=2 - giggles one of these things is not like the otheres can you pick it

[crenn]

<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"

[Daemo]

crenn: are you just going through stuff like bash.org or another IRC quotes DB and pasting "funny" stuff in here?
i swear ive seen that last one before a few times

[crenn]

It was quoted in IRC today.

[Daemo]

ok. so its your "friend" who is trawling the DB's and memorising stuff for later use

[crenn]

Seems so.

EDIT:

<+Furp> I just got my mail. The Wisconsin National Guard is looking for Prior Service Members to do a ONE YEAR Enlistment!
<+Furp> BWAAAHAHAHAHA. Should I call him and tell him where I am?
<+Nightfur> Furp: You can call him and tell him where to go ;P
<+Furp> Nightfur, here's the *irony*. I'm in Baghdad right now.

[Daemo]

<ripper> I told u I was hardcore

great IRC quote.. quite famous infact.
but if you laugh or think it is funny, go read up about it.

lets just say that drugs, depression, webcams, IRC and suicide should not mix
and also. dont get scared. if you know the persons number, just call 000/911 anonymously

[deathflamer]

Wow, just read up on all of it.. and the log.

Man some of those guys... jesus.

[crenn]

<+crenn> Anyone else got an extensive knowledge of C?
<+Paul_Fox> c is for cat?
<+Silverfur> it's the letter that comes after B?
<+Hendikins> C is for cookie, cookie starts with C!
<+Ngarewyrd> c is for cookie, which is good enough for me =8D
* +crenn facepalms

[Meo]

wow this thing is old lol

JxJ: im sleepy and I need something to pick me up, what should I drink?
GCa: Well, a can of coke has about 45 mg of caffeine. A shot, about 90. 8oz drip coffee 180-220. Ice coffee ~250+.
GCa: These are estimates, btw
GCa: My ultimate pick-me-up drink was an iced venti coffee with no ice, add two-three shots, a couple pumps of syrup and top it with cream
GCa: Then I would slam it... INSANE amounts of caffeine
GCa: Approx 16oz (you can get 32oz now) of iced coffee (500mg)+3 shots (270mg)= 770 mg of caffeine, or the equivalent of 17 cans of coke at once
GCa: I used to pull up allnighters on that stuff just to ace finals. never failed anything.
Dorne: shit, at that point caffeine is basically coke
GCa: Don't try to drive while on that.
JxJ: what the hell was your major?
GCa: english

<sje46> I avoid sex the same way I avoid bullets
<sje46> I haven't had the chance to

<prote> apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"

<Dakara> what's the name of that disease when you can't stop masturbating?
<amaury> the Y chromosome

[Daemo]

holy thread revival batman!!

very nice quotes... i LOL'd (IRL, like.. laughing out loud.. actually made a noise instead of just typing L O L)



haha.. i went back and reread this thread.. good times!